I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard.
I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
I bat 400.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down
I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
You may have found my page if you searched for Amateur Radio, UTA (Utah Transit Authority), Geocaching, Aircraft and piloting them, Photography, and more.
- Great Architecture
- Reading Sci-Fi novels
- The Space Shuttle
- Long roads with little traffic
- The dog days of summer
- Labrador Retrievers
- Late nights in the dark with a good video game.
- CQ's, DX's and more
- People who insist on parking past the end of a row of stalls.
- The lack of sugar free drinks at restaurants.
- Second Hand Smoke.
- TV dramas that grant police powers to scientists.
- Nail Salons
- The Utah Wedge
- Music lovers with speaker phones
- Oh, and Hugh Jackman