Fast Food Faux Pas

The local fast food scene is really wowing me today.

En Fuego!

"My burrito was almost on fire!" my wife seemingly said to no one in particular. As my moment of stupor passed I realized she was on the phone with our local Wendy's concerned for their safety and my wallet.

It Speaks

If you felt like you were behind the times because you don't have a blog yet, hold on to your trousers cause now you're almost a dinosaur. My inanimate, non-sentient electronics now blog - on their own no less. My XBOX360, to be exact, has a voice of it's own at 360voice.com/tag/JeepCruzer where it cheers me on when I'm winning, consoles me when I'm loosing and talks smack about me when I'm not around. Here's a few excerpts from my Xbox's blog:

JeepCruzer's Xbox - 11/30/2007
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with JeepCruzer yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...

JeepCruzer's Xbox - 11/28/2007
JeepCruzer must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...

JeepCruzer's Xbox - 11/26/2007
JeepCruzer decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 1,539 is what it is! He made some progress on Halo 3, Guitar Hero II, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

So if you don't have a blog, better start now before your refrigerator starts dissing you for letting the milk go past date.