The JeepCruzer Chronicles: Fast Food Faux Pas

JeepCruzer does not like:

Customers who treat a pizza order with the same care as choosing thier offspring's name.
Living in Utah between December and March.
People who insist on parking past the end of a row of stalls.
The lack of sugar free drinks at restaurants.
Second Hand Smoke.
People who steal from me.
TV dramas that grant police powers to scientists.
Bankrupt helicopter businesses that rip people off.
DRM
MySpace (.com)
Nail Salons
Bajio, Costa Vida or any other Cafe Rio knock off.
The Utah Wedge
Oh, and Hugh Jackman