Sounds like a bad pre-employment interview

I can see it all now. A panel of mid-level managers and supervisors full of a sense of self importance sit across a conference table from me. One decides his question will surely illuminate my true character and cause the entire staff to praise him for his whit and insight. He opens his mouth and asks:

"If you were a donut... what kind of donut would you be?"

JeepCruzer is a glazed donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that. You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness. Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone digs you. And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

What Donut Are You?

So. Did I get the job?