All About Doug

Hello, I'm Doug.  I live in Utah and have many varied interests. Oh yea, and I'm kind of a big deal:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard.
I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
I bat 400.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down
I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

You may have found my page if you searched for Amateur Radio, UTA (Utah Transit Authority), Geocaching, Aircraft and piloting them, Photography, and more.

JeepCruzer Likes:
  • Great Architecture
  • Museums
  • Reading Sci-Fi novels
  • The Space Shuttle
  • Superman
  • Helicopters
  • Long roads with little traffic
  • The dog days of summer
  • Labrador Retrievers
  • Late nights in the dark with a good video game.
  • CQ's, DX's and more
JeepCruzer does not like:
  • People who insist on parking past the end of a row of stalls.
  • The lack of sugar free drinks at restaurants.
  • Second Hand Smoke.
  • TV dramas that grant police powers to scientists.
  • Nail Salons
  • The Utah Wedge
  • Music lovers with speaker phones
  • Oh, and Hugh Jackman